simopsis

Well I have 5 steamrollers. I have enough to run you over, but I'm too creative for that, heh, heh. So I use the steamrollers to scare all of the stockholders into withdrawing their stock, causing the price of shares to completely collapse. The people at your enterprise are so angry that they fire you. I am now the evil overlord!

Oh wait, I was killed by your steamroller.  Back to the drawing board...