simopsis

You get killed by the piles of paperwork that being a webmaster come with by suffocating you therefore since I am new for some reason I own the Enterprise and Rule with the utmost EVILNESS! Mwuhahahahaha *cough cough* Mwuhahahahaha

Oh and I hired all living and non living beings in the known and unknown universe to be my bodyguards including those who try to take me over and when they tray the get hypnotised by the other bodyguards wearing blackout glasses.

Beat that!